March 2012
Watchi cried
fuckzach:
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
beyoncebeytwice:
one time in like 5th grade these girls were fighting and this one girl called the other a bitch and she was like “oh you call me a bitch well a bitch is a dog dogs bark bark is on a tree trees are part of nature and nature is beautiful so thaNKS FOR CALLING ME BEAUTIFUL”
farisbueller:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
clayaiken2003:
only white people like nicki minaj
wvnderbar:
more sad news from hollywood today: rapper pitbull was found alive in his apartment earlier this morning by a family member
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
fat girl: fuck society! im beautiful. im curvy and proud.
doctor: you have type 2 diabetes
gerbilling:
i forget people exist after i unfollow them
shestillkillsthedance:
a comment on gaga’s picture
me too leeann, me too
Woman gives birth
porcelain-d0ll:
Woman: I think I’ll name her Sara. Doctor: I’m sorry, but that name’s already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?
puppyluver43:
so i was just like “ur mom!!!” and they never picked on me again
