December 2011
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iloveyougagaloo:
Remember when Gaga slayed 2011.
How long until the ball drops in New York ?
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dearmothermonster:
My mother just said I’m her hemmoroid that’s hanging from her ass.
beyoncebeytwice:
me on new years eve
11:00 pm
11:30 pm
11:45 pm
11:59 pm
12 am on new years day
12:05 am
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I’m sorry but those “i’m going to kill myself don’t try to convince me not to do it” posts are just pure attention-whoring
If I decide to kill myself I’ll just do it, I wont tell everyone in order to gain followers
and I’ve been suicidal, everyone has gone through this phase, just stop jeez
I’m an attention whore myself but you just have to know...
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Dear Parents, I'm not obsessed with drugs, alcohol...
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Mom's Friend: My daughter just got a job and she's still getting straight A's and she's president of student counsel and president of the prom committee i don't know how she's handles it all she's so amazing!
My Mom:
Mom's Friend:
My Mom:
Mom's Friend:
My Mom: mY daughter has a blog..
attacking:
watevvr:
cuz when ur 15 and someone on the internet tells you ur perfect ur gonna believe them
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i made a new friend on the plane
ripkamsud:
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
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lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
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Me: My computer was hacked
David Karp: It was missing e
Me: I'm depressed
David Karp: Must be missing e
Me: I'm pregnant
David Karp: It's missing e
Me: I'm dead
David Karp: missing e
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I’m so fucking happy right now <3 aaaaaaaaa
suburbanturbann:
i heard people have to uninstall missing e? it was on facebook? idk if its true
No. if we really had to do it, we wouldn’t have the option to skip the uninstall