February 2012
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I’M SO FUCKING PROUD OF GAGA OMG
This is the best thing she’s ever done with her career. It’s epic
Chemistry Professor: Dillon... Why are you late... Again?
Me: Excuse you. Actress, singer, model, and entrepreneur, Lindsay Lohan was on the Today Show discussing her life, day-to-day struggles, and apparent comeback. Do you have no shame? Say you're sorry.
Chemistry Professor:
Me:
Chemistry Professor:
Me: Now.
Chemistry Professor: Sorry.
Me: Sit down.
Chemistry Professor: *sits down*
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
penis-hilton:
i want to have a slutty midget as my best friend
lindsaylohan777:
being a blogger is so hard *lights cigarette* *reblogs picture of lindsay lohan*
mormonhub:
arguing with me
textposter:
sending your newborn baby to therapy because it wont stop crying
hannahhorvath:
idiotblogger:
If Liberty from degrassi can get a boyfriend, AND get pregnant
I can too
ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
mheinrichs:
just told my parents they’re gay